WHAT IF greed had a secret crush on ling kept trying acquire more stuff to impress him and they eventually ended up owing a god damn country in the tropics and a god damn fancy house with so much god damn stuff and then one day ling FINALLY gets it and they live happily ever after smooches and everything BYE
HOLY FUCK IM GOING TO KISS YOU I MSO HAPPY SOMEONE SENT ME A GREEDLING ASK AND THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER HOLY HECK!!!!!!!!! WHO ARE U I MUST BEFRIEND